youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
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