That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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