I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Randomize
