what if I'm pregnant?
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Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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