found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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