you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
