how hairy? two words: wookie tits
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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