Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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