How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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