i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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