i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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