we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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