your room smells of hookers.
And success
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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