Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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