"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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