I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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