Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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