he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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