it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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