i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he fucked my hip out of place.
Are we still banned from the library?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Naked. naked and bneed help.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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