Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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