Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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