He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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