Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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