My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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