what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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