we have officially lost it.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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