Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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