I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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