He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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