hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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