Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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