I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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