I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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