roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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