She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i barfeds in our rink
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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