is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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