Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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