brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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