Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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