You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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