I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize