Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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