I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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