absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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