were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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