That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
The air was thick with penises
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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