Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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