i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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