just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
17 year olds will be the death of me.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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