As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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