I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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