everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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