OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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