try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Success! We fucked roommates!
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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