On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I wanna passion pit in your ass
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Randomize
