He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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